Battle Ball Paul Plushie

BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF MASS CONSUMPTION!

From the twisted minds of Pessimist Productions comes BATTLE BALL PAUL, the heavily armed, heavily armored, and even more heavily fed instrument of total destruction!

Encased in his technologically advanced spherical war machine, Paul is ready to roll into battle, crush his enemies, and complain bitterly about the entire experience.

Featuring his signature blue tank top, magnificent beard, permanently disgruntled expression, and two joysticks controlling an arsenal of unimaginable destruction, Battle Ball Paul is the pinnacle of modern warfare.

WHY YOU NEED BATTLE BALL PAUL:

• Tactical Superiority: His spherical design makes him an unstoppable force of nature. Downhill, anyway.

• Advanced Weaponry: Two joysticks give Paul absolute control over his devastating battle apparatus. What do they actually do? Classified.

• Psychological Warfare: One look at his face and the enemy knows they're in for three hours of unsolicited opinions.

• Maximum Mass: Built like a tank. Maneuvers like a refrigerator.

• Unmatched Intimidation: His enemies tremble. His allies despair. His doctor weeps.

Whether he's defending the last remaining buffet, waging war against his ideological enemies, or simply refusing to get out of his chair, Battle Ball Paul stands ready to answer the call of duty.

THE BALL IS ROUND. THE MAN IS ROUNDER. THE WAR NEVER ENDS.

.: Pillow cover: 100% polyester
.: Pillow filling: 100% polypropylene cotton (not removable for washing)
.: Double sided decoration with mirrored back print
.: Thickness: varies from 1.9'' to 5.91''
.: Comes in 4 sizes
.: White zipper
.: Blank product sourced from China
.: Please note: Be aware that mockups do not showcase the final product

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, *hand wash will extend the quality of the product, Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean