Bow low, peons. Economos—divine embodiment of capitalism—descends from the heavens of hedge funds and tax havens, perched atop a throne of suffering souls, flanked by his loyal beasts: Greed and Apathy.
With wings forged from debt and a golden scepter of market control, Economos doesn’t ask for devotion—he demands it. Behind him, a towering dollar sign pulses like a holy symbol. At his feet, the working masses writhe, supporting the marble pedestal upon which his empire is built. Kneelers in business suits pray not for salvation, but for quarterly growth.
This shirt isn’t just fashion—it’s prophecy.
🔸 High-resolution nightmare of late-stage capitalism
🔸 Rich details in a limited palette for max visual punch
🔸 Perfect for anarchists, nihilists, and accidental capitalists alike
Worship is mandatory. Rebellion is monetized. All hail Economos.
Product features
- Side seams for shape retention and structural support
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for lasting shape
- Stabilized shoulder seams to prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed printing techniques for vibrant designs
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for layering
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
