Tomat’s Ultimate Blu-Ray Blessing Bundle (Pre-Order)

Bow your head, sinner for Tomat’s Bundle shall anoint your life with four sacred relics straight from the pulp-powered pantheon:

1. Golden Edition Blu-Ray (Signed & Personalized) — 1/60

This isn’t just a Blu-Ray.
This is a consecrated artifact, individually blessed by Señor Tomat himself (and signed by the human meat-hosts).
Only 60 exist.
You get yours, touched with your name and a smug sense of superiority.

2. Señor Tomat’s Tomate Perfecto Hot Sauce

Crafted from mystical tomatoes grown in the ketchup-scorched fields of destiny.
Expect flavor. Expect heat. Expect mild hallucinations of a giant tomato judging your life choices.
(That’s normal.)

3. DFF “Triumvirate of Chaos” Tote

Carry your groceries, books, or the severed stems of rival tomato gods in style.
Durable. Stylish. Slightly unhinged.
Everything you want from DFF merch.

4. Shiny DFF Holographic Stickers

Slap ‘em on your laptop, guitar case, water bottle, or the forehead of a nonbeliever.
They shimmer. They shine. They whisper, “Consume more content.”

Important Notice

This item is available for pre-order and is expected to ship February 2026.