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DFF: Tomat’s Shirt of Sufficient Worth
DFF: Tomat’s Shirt of Sufficient Worth
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My name is not important.
What is important is this shirt.
Observe it. Absorb it. Accept it.
No screaming graphics. No unnecessary nonsense. Just Deep Fat Fried, reduced to its most efficient, weaponized form. This shirt does not beg for attention. It waits. Patiently. Like me. Like a truth you weren’t ready to hear.
The design is clean. Surgical. Minimalist to a degree that makes people uncomfortable—because discomfort reveals weakness. Civilians will glance at it and feel nothing. The initiated will understand immediately and nod, silently, as if acknowledging a shared trauma.
I wear this shirt because excess is a lie. Because chaos is best delivered calmly. Because subtlety is more threatening than noise.
You may wear it too.
Or not.
My name is not important.
Deep Fat Fried is.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
What is important is this shirt.
Observe it. Absorb it. Accept it.
No screaming graphics. No unnecessary nonsense. Just Deep Fat Fried, reduced to its most efficient, weaponized form. This shirt does not beg for attention. It waits. Patiently. Like me. Like a truth you weren’t ready to hear.
The design is clean. Surgical. Minimalist to a degree that makes people uncomfortable—because discomfort reveals weakness. Civilians will glance at it and feel nothing. The initiated will understand immediately and nod, silently, as if acknowledging a shared trauma.
I wear this shirt because excess is a lie. Because chaos is best delivered calmly. Because subtlety is more threatening than noise.
You may wear it too.
Or not.
My name is not important.
Deep Fat Fried is.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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