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Doomer Hoodie!
Doomer Hoodie!
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Lurking in homes across the world the Doomer hides in plain sight! Blending right in with normal hard working families! Do not be alarmed as we have come up with these foolproof ways to spot a Doomer!
There are a few easy signs that can help you identify the DOOMER:
- Sign One: Look for a foul mouthed stoner with long hair! Smoking the Devil's Lettuce fries valuable brain cells! These brain cells make you a good honest hard working capitalist!
- Sign Two: These depraved maniacs have not only given up on life, but the world itself! These crybabies are not content to wallow in their only self pity but to drag you head first into disaster! Beware the fellow who can’t stop complaining about his bad back or his couch from Ikea!
The last and most important sign is are they wearing the BRAND NEW ULTRA DELUXE DOOMER HOODIE NOW AVAILABLE ONLY FROM DEEP FAT FRIED, THE GREATEST PODCAST IN HUMAN HISTORY!
These sublime hoodies will have you begging for the nukes to launch and that asteroid to hurry up already! Humanity hasn’t got all day!
And remember kids we are all doomed but not everyone can be a DOOMER!
Features
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.5 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
- Heather Dark Green, Heather Dark Maroon, Heather Dark Navy, Heather Deep Royal, and Heather Scarlet Red are 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- The Heavy Blend collection features finer yarns and MVS Air spinning technology, reducing pilling, enhancing durability, and creating a smoother printing surface
- Classic fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Pouch pocket
- Tear away label
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.
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