You’ve heard of dreams within dreams… but are you ready for beards within beards?
Behold the “Fatception” shirt — a psychedelic fever-dream of facial hair, fast food, and freakish friendship. Witness TJ, the towering titan of takes, unhinging his jaw to devour Paul, the eternal eye-roller of reason… who in turn is mid-munch on the ever-greasy, ever-sassy Cheeto Scotty.
It’s a grotesque ouroboros of gluttony. It’s friendship. It’s food. It’s fat.
🔸 Vibrant, high-contrast design
🔸 Printed on soft, black cotton for maximum comfort and existential dread
🔸 Guaranteed to confuse strangers and delight degenerates
Put one on. Become the feast. Embrace the Deep Fat Fried.
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for ultimate comfort
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains shape
- Stabilized seams for increased durability
- Double needle stitching for longevity
- Modern-classic fit that suits everyone
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan H000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
