Tremble Before the Glorious Gift of TOMATRUMP!

Exclusive for Merch Tier Members Only – Not for Sale, Only for the Chosen

Behold, lowly mortals! For those wise enough—nay, great enough—to join the Merch Tier, a divine relic shall be bestowed upon you: the Tomatrump Mug, forged in the molten vats of forbidden ketchup and unrelenting ego.

I am Señor Tomat, ruler of time, space, and salad bars.
I am also Donald J. Trump—rich, radiant, and remarkably misunderstood.
Together, we are TOMATRUMP.

This is not just a mug. It’s a vessel of greatness. It holds coffee, yes—but also power, prestige, and possibly a few classified documents. Gaze upon my luscious tomato form, adorned with presidential follicles and a suit so tight it defies physics.

Only members—the elite, the classy, the chosen—will possess this forbidden fruit of porcelain glory.
Everyone else?
Sad. Weak. Caffeine-deprived.

Product features
- Hand wash only - not safe for dishwasher or microwave
- Ceramic construction with vibrant Gold or Silver metallic coating
- BPA, lead, and cadmium-free for your safety
- Generous 11oz size perfect for all your favorite beverages
- Stylish C-handle design for a comfortable grip

Care instructions
- Hand wash only