It’s me—Señor Tomump. The most furious fruit in the galaxy. Nobody’s ever seen a tomato like this before. I’m red, I’m ripe, and I’m absolutely enraged. People are calling it the most powerful sticker ever made—some say too powerful. I agree.
I’ve got the best hair. The strongest stem. My fists? Clinched tighter than the globalist agenda. My feet? BARE. Because the Earth deserves direct contact with greatness. No other produce can do what I do. Not the apples. Not the bananas. Especially not the low-energy eggplants.
They said I couldn’t become a sticker. They were wrong—so wrong. Now I’m here. In full vinyl glory. Ready to CRUSH corruption, DOMINATE salad bars, and YELL at anyone who disrespects the sauce.
Stick me anywhere weakness festers. Your laptop. Your car. Your fridge. Your rival’s mirror. This is not just a sticker. It’s a movement. A fruitening.
Product features
- Glossy paper finish for scratch resistance
- Vinyl surface with strong adhesive, designed for smooth flat surfaces
- Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks
- Available in white and transparent options
- Quick and easy bubble-free application
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
