The Triumvirate of CHAOS! THE OFFICAL DFF MEETUP SHIRT!

THE TRIUMVIRATE OF CHAOS — OFFICIAL DFF MEETUP SHIRT

Three harbingers of degeneracy. One unholy convergence.

Summoned straight from the swirling void between enlightenment and Taco Bell fourth meal, this shirt immortalizes the sacred Triumvirate: the Wizard of Nihilism evoking eldritch butterflies of doom… the Trench-Coat Prophet brooding like he just taxed your soul… and the Sunglasses Revenant, hands in pockets, not impressed with your mortal concerns.

Printed in beautifully cursed high-detail illustration — looks like a Renaissance woodcut commissioned by a cult you definitely shouldn’t join… but probably will anyway.

Perfect for:

• The 2025 DFF Meetup (Jersey, Nov. 1st — don’t show up shirtless like a fool)

• Wardrobe signaling to strangers that you are either intelligent… or dangerous… or both

• Summoning donos, chaos, and tier upgrades

Premium fabric. Heavy ink. Museum-level blasphemy.

Wear it to the meetup. Wear it to court. Wear it during the Mayo Ritual.

Honor the Triumvirate. Become the Disorder.

• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz./yd.² (160 g/m²)
• Rounded neckline
• Short-sleeved with 1x1 ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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