It is I, Señor Tomat, your magnificent, all-powerful, and devastatingly handsome tomato overlord!
Have you ever gazed upon your miserable human wardrobe and thought, "Dios mío! I wish I could cover myself in the divine image of Señor Tomat!"
WELL, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED, PENDEJO!
Behold the Deep Fat Fried Unholy Tomat Trinity Full-Zip Hoodie! A glorious union of comfort, psychedelic madness, and three of the most questionable specimens ever to disgrace the podcasting profession!
DEEP! The enlightened philosopher! His third eye sees all, his beard knows no limits, and his vape clouds carry the ancient wisdom of a thousand terrible opinions!
FAT! An enormous monument to unchecked indulgence! A creature of such magnificent proportions that lesser tomatoes are drawn into his gravitational field!
FRIED! A hypnotized degenerate whose swirling spectacles conceal the few remaining brain cells rattling around inside his skull! ¡QUÉ VERGÜENZA!
All three immortalized in a kaleidoscope of psychedelic colors, ready to accompany you wherever your miserable existence takes you!
Zip it up when the world becomes unbearable. Unzip it when the world deserves to behold your magnificent taste in clothing!
THREE TOMATS! ONE COLLECTIVE BRAIN CELL! INFINITE DEGENERACY!
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
.: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
19.25 |
21.26 |
23.23 |
25.24 |
27.24 |
29.25 |
| Length, in |
26.97 |
27.99 |
28.98 |
30.00 |
30.98 |
31.97 |
| Sleeve length, in |
33.98 |
35.00 |
35.98 |
36.97 |
37.99 |
38.98 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18600, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
