Snuggle up… if you dare. This plush all-over print blanket isn’t just soft — it’s a psychedelic fever dream starring TJ in all his most unholy forms. Skull TJ. Zombie TJ. Screaming-in-your-soul TJ. All stitched together on a backdrop of bananas and pure chaotic energy.
It’s comfort with a side of existential dread. Perfect for:
Beach trips that end in therapy.
Movie nights where the real horror is on your blanket
Family gatherings you definitely don’t want to make less awkward.
Wrap yourself in warmth, insanity, and questionable life choices.
Cursed. Cozy. Completely unnecessary.
Get it now before your better judgment kicks in!
Please note: Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.
.: 100% polyester (SPOKE and Printify Choice) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation)
.: Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color
.: Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch (thickness of the fabric may slightly vary)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
