We have such FAT to show you! (Pre-order Screen Print ships in March 2025)

Hey there, my little chain-smoking Cenobites!

It’s your boy Paul—now with more pins and even less cardio. Feast your bloodshot eyes on this masterpiece: me, as the chillest Pinhead you’ve ever seen. Forget all that “eternal torment” nonsense, I’m here for eternal pizza rolls, existential horror, and a few bong rips.

This shirt is peak fat stoner Pinhead vibes—chains, cubes, and vibes so dark you’ll need a flashlight just to find your lighter. It’s got my glorious beard, my belly, and my undeniable charm wrapped into one wearable work of art. 

Whether you’re summoning demons or summoning your DoorDash driver, this shirt’s got you covered. Literally. So snag one before Leviathan himself gets jealous and raises the price.

Oh, and remember: ‘We have such sights to show you.’ Mostly snacks and memes, but hey, who’s counting? Get yours today, or I’ll send the chains after ya.